Hypothetical Theory

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Bare with me… This is random and poorly written. Hi my name is... Hi my name is... Hi my name is Zane The Bearded One. I also go by Hey You (pronounced Hey-You get out of the bushes). I've spent the past 10 years working in the Video Game Industry.

I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.

I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.

I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.

I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Legs

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

esports analyst, on-air talent

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Travel, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Animation, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Classic, Fiction, Mystery, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Supernatural

What Do You Find Attractive?

Power, Spontaneity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Not Required, but here is a cheat sheet.

1. You are confident in yourself

2. Like or enjoy Video Games

3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd

4. Passionate

5. Awesome

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed