Hypothetical Theory
Hypothetical
Charlotte, North Carolina | Uomo Cerca un/una TS/TV/TG
Informazioni di base
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
Bare with me… This is random and poorly written. Hi my name is... Hi my name is... Hi my name is Zane The Bearded One. I also go by Hey You (pronounced Hey-You get out of the bushes). I've spent the past 10 years working in the Video Game Industry.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
Segno zodiacale
Scorpione
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Atletico
La mia altezza è
6' 1 (1.85 m)
I miei occhi sono
Marroni
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Single
Ho Figli
No
Voglio figli
Non so
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Gambe
Body Art
Tatuaggio visibile
I Miei capelli sono
Biondo scuro
Ho una o più di queste
Nessun animale
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Un po' di scuole medie superiori
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Arte/ Musica / Letteratura
La mia professione è
esports analyst, on-air talent
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
da €60,000Euro a €74,999Euro
Vivo
Da solo
A casa
Visite occasionali di amici
Fumo
Sì - Ma non tabacco
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Pagliaccio
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Timido, Chiassoso, Osservatore, Amichevole, Comico, da flirtare, Estroverso
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Tenersi in forma, Letture, Arti & Mestieri, Sport, Istruzione , Musica, Fim, Giochi, Andare per locali, Teatro, Viaggi, Computer
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Stare a casa, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Relax, Andare per locali, Giocare ai video giochi, Andare a un concerto
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Combina guai, Goffo, Un Flirt
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Spirituale ma non religioso
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Mai
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Campeggio, Saggio, Sarcastico, Amichevole, Goffo, Oscuro, Farsesco, Volgare
Gusti
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Fantascienza, Commedie, Romantici, Animazione, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Country, Rap, Rock, Elettronica, Pop, Classica, Sono un mucisista, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Biografie, Classici, Narrativa, Misteri, Scienza, Fantascienza, Sono un autore, Soppranaturale
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Potere, Spontaneità, Empatia, Umorismo, Profondità, Intelligenza
Cosa cerchi?
Not Required, but here is a cheat sheet.
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici , Incontri, Intimi, Impegnati