Hypothetical Theory
Hypothetical
Charlotte, North Carolina | Mand Søger en TS/TV/TG
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Jeg taler
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Bare with me… This is random and poorly written. Hi my name is... Hi my name is... Hi my name is Zane The Bearded One. I also go by Hey You (pronounced Hey-You get out of the bushes). I've spent the past 10 years working in the Video Game Industry.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
Underskriv
Scorpio
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Atletisk
Min højde er
185 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Single
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Ben
Kropsudsmykning
Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er
Mørkeblond
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte
Ja
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Kunst / musik / litteratur
Min jobtitel er
esports analyst, on-air talent
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $60.000USD til $74.999USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Ja - men ikke tobak
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Klassens klovn
Min sociale opførsel er
Genert, Højtråbende, Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Motion, Læsning, Kunst og håndværk, Sport, Læring, Musik, Film, Spil, Gå på diskotek / barer, Teater, Rejser, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Diskotek / barer, Spille computerspil, Tage til koncert
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Ballademager, Fjollet, En flirt
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Spirituel, men ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Min form for humor er
Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Fræk
Smag
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Animation, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Land, Rap, Rock, Elektronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Jeg er musiker, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Biografi, Klassisk, Fiktion, Mystik, Videnskab, Science Fiction, Jeg er forfatter, Overnaturlig
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Magt, Spontanitet, Empati, Humor, Omtanke, Intelligens
Hvad leder du efter?
Not Required, but here is a cheat sheet.
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet