Hypothetical Theory
Hypothetical
Charlotte, North Carolina | Hombre Buscando TS/TV/TG
Información Básica
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Bare with me… This is random and poorly written. Hi my name is... Hi my name is... Hi my name is Zane The Bearded One. I also go by Hey You (pronounced Hey-You get out of the bushes). I've spent the past 10 years working in the Video Game Industry.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. Stan Lee & Kevin Smith, are my heroes. I have a passion for playing and making games and films. I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or White Russians. I play guitar and write music. I also write, direct and, edit films.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
Signo
Escorpio
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Atlético
Mi altura es
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Soltero
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No estoy seguro
Mi Mejor característica es
Piernas
Piercings, tatuajes…
Tatuaje visible
Mi pelo es
Rubio Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Sin Mascotas
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Arte / Música / Literatura
Mi trabajo es como
esports analyst, on-air talent
Mi salario anual es de
$60,000USD a $74,999USD
Vivo en
Solo/a
En casa
Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente
Soy Fumador
Si - Pero no tabaco
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
El Cómico de la clase
Socialmente, me describiría como
Tímido/a, Ruidoso, Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Hacer ejercicio, Leer, Artes y Manualidades, Deportes, Aprender, Música, Películas, Juegos, Clubes / Ir de bares, Teatro, Viajar, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Clubs / Bares, Jugar Video Juegos, Ir a un Concierto
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Alborotador, Bobo, Coqueteo
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Espiritual pero no religioso
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi sentido del humor es
Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Oscuro, Payasadas, Obsceno
Gustos
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Romance, Animación, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Country, Rap, Rock, Electrónica, Pop, Clásica, Soy un artista musical, Blues, Jazz, Baile, Soul, Folk, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Biografías, Clásicos, Ficción, Misterio, Ciencia , Ciencia Ficción, Soy un autor literario, Sobrenatural
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Poder, Espontaneidad, Empatía, Humor, Detallista, Inteligencia
¿Qué estás buscando?
Not Required, but here is a cheat sheet.
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
1. You are confident in yourself
2. Like or enjoy Video Games
3. Can embrace your inner geek/nerd
4. Passionate
5. Awesome
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a , Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido