It's my mission to make you laugh
cmptrbil
New York, New York | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish, Swedish
I Would Describe Myself As
attractive bi-racial man. I am attached and looking to date on the side. I can't give you all my attention, but when we are together I will make you feel like you are the only woman on the planet, it will be planet (insert your name here) ... for all you tech geeks go ahead and insert an end sarcasm tag here. I like humor and sarcasm. I am versatile and like to laugh and be intimate and close. I am very quirky and love to poke fun and tell jokes. If I haven't made you laugh then I am losing interest before you are. I am also very physical and nurturing and like to touch, caress and massage. I love intelligent conversation and I follow politics and pop culture and read quite a bit, particularly about history.
Sign
Pisces
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Black
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Married
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Chest
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Black
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
Director
I Make This Much In A Year
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live
With Kid(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
drinking, dancing, laughing and then maybe some great dinner and even better conversation. A little sun, sand and water for good measure and lots of flirting that is making for some very thick sexual tension.
I've Always Wanted To Try
I love to take a woman shopping and buy her sexy clothes. Shoe shopping is great as I have a little bit of a heel fetish and don't get me started on lingerie! A woman in heels and garters gets me every time!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
To do only the things I am passionate about and to get paid well to do them.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Business, Computers, History, Horror, Music, Political, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
drinking, dancing, laughing. Good dinner and even better conversation... hopefully some sun and sand and lots of heavy of flirting that you know is going to end up in a sticky situation for both of us.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
I am looking for a beautiful girlfriend that has a busy life of her own. A woman that is intelligent and full of passion, but is also a good time and knows how to cut loose. Sexual chemistry also has to be exactly right.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Anal Sex