Searching Hard 4 the TGirl of My Dreams

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

i'm the fat ogre.

years ago it was my phone number,
now it's just what they all call me.

i write and play music in crazy bands
(and by myself) in birmingham, alabama.

i like to read books.

i have a really bad migraine
so i can't think right now.

i had a space here but it was lame,
so here i am again, but i still don't
have a credit card so you can't really
talk to me here anyway, i guess. that
makes me sad because i've been single
for over three years now because i
want to meet an awesome t-girl.

i don't go to bars
(except to play or hear music)
because of all the smoke and bullshit.
i work some nights in one where you
CAN'T smoke, and it RULES!

i have to stop staring at the screen now, my
eyes are beginning to jitter. i'll tell my
non-existant audience more later...

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Thick

My Height Is

6' 3 (1.91 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Part-time

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

Bottletree Door-Dude, Rock'n'Roll Riot

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Theater, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

if i'm with the right girl, it doesn't matter what
we do. i would like to take her somewhere nice
where we can talk and get to know each other
and exchange witty innuendo until the very
air crackles with the sexual tension
between us, and then just let
things go however
they will.

I've Always Wanted To Try

what i'm here for.

being with a girl who
can give as well as receive.

giving her hot, wet, nasty, slutty,
ball-busting, cum-spurting blowjobs,
just like she gives me.

mutual masturbation of each other's hard cocks.

i can't wait to feel her in my ass, too.

i've only taken plastic in my holes but i
want the real thing so bad from a girl,
it's all i ever think about any more...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Every Day

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

to open my own late-night
coffee-shop/underground
music store/venue and
to run it 'til i die.

i also need to keep playing and recording music.

and,
if it turns out i really do love to be with
transsexual women, i'd like to do porn maybe.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Reggae, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

candlelit dinners and snuggling during a movie we almost watch, going to se a great rockshow and boogie-ing my ASS off, going for a bike ride, thrift-store forays, i love kissing almost
more than breathing...

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

please, just don't be a psycho or a junkie or a liar or a cheat. i like honesty and communication.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter, Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Other